3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are [...]
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master.
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either.
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he [...]
When a Girl Cries ————The World “Consoles” her
But when a boy cries ———- They say Come on man don’t be A “Girl”
If A Girl slaps a Boy ———– Definitely the Boy would have “done something”
If Boy Slaps a girl ————– Rascal doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”
If a Girl is talking to Boys —– She [...]
To
Juliet
Grade 7
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would [...]
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around [...]